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"FOR 160 YEARS, FROM 1789 TO 1949; THE UNITED STATES MILITARY WAS SEPARATED INTO THE DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY, AND THE DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY, AND ADMINISTERED BY THE WAR DEPARTMENT. DURING THAT NON-PC TIME WE NEVER LOST A WAR. IN 1949 THE DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE WAS ADDED, THE MILITARY WAS RENAMED "THE NATIONAL MILITARY ESTABLISHMENT," AND THE WAR DEPARTMENT WAS RENAMED TO THE MORE PC "DEFENSE DEPARTMENT." AND WE HAVEN'T WON A WAR SINCE. AND DON'T MENTION THE WAR IN IRAQ, STARTED IN 1990 AND STILL GOING ON."

- MATT HANNOVER