"The perfect vows... I promise I'll eat your cooking no mater how bad it is. I promise I'll take the trash out and not leave my dirty clothes on the floor. I promise I'll do the dishes, vacuum, and watch the kids without complaint, even on super bowl Sunday. I promise I'll be nice to your mother when she tells me how I don't make enough money. I promise I will want you when you are sick, even if I don't come near you. I promise you that I will love you with all my heart, until my heart no longer beats."

- Anonymous