"A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend.” Without giving his wife a chance to respond, the man continues. “And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.” Before hanging up, he adds, “Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.” The wife thought this sounded odd, but she did exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.” He then asks, “But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?” The wife replies, "I did. They're in your tackle box.” "

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