"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd ( x3) But you can be happy if you've a mind to Chorus: All ya gotta do is put your mind to it Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage … You can't drive around with a tiger in your car… You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch… You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd… Roger Miller "

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