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"The I'm Not Drunk Poem Starkle, starkle, little twink Who the hell you are, I think I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am Besides, I've only had tea martoonies And, anyways, I've got all day sober to Sunday up in I fool so feelish, I don't know who's me yet But, the drunker I sit here, the longer I get"