"Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim, He's in the duck pond Learning how to swim. First he does the breaststroke, Then he does the side, Now he's under water Swimming against the tide. Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim, Scrubbing out the passage With water, soap and Vim. First he’s on the left knee, Then he’s on the right, And now he’s knelt on a bar of soap And skidded out of sight! Oh Jemima, look at your Auntie Kate, She’s on the duck pond Learning how to skate. First she does the outside Then she does the in, And now she’s under the water Because the ice was thin. Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Clive, He’s in a motor car Learning how to drive. First he puts the brake on Then he toots the horn And now he’s in the farmer’s field All amongst the corn. "

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