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"Best One-Word (Laconic) Reply: Phillip of Macedonia, on a conquering spree, to the Spartans: "If we enter your town, we will raze it to the ground." Spartans sent back reply: "IF..." (Phillip's troops went around Laconia (Sparta), avoiding the area.)"